dustinmathisen:

ptgreat:

nickcarragay:

petition to make young adult authors stop writing about girls whose lives change when they meet a boy

When she saw him time slowed to a stop.  He was so perfect and she knew her life would never be the same because she had finally found him.  The one.  The first boy she would ever kill.

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the-goddamazon:

iamthedukeofurl:

wholockian-at-hogwarts:

WHAT DO YOU AMERICANS MEAN WHEN A SHOW IS ON AT LIKE FUCKIN “8/7c” WHAT IS THAT????

We never switched over to metric timekeeping. The c stands for “Caw”, referring to how many times a majestic eagle has flown overhead and cawed that day. Sometimes the eagles are feeling sluggish, so the show could be on after either the 7th or 8th caw. 

LMFAOOOOOOO

miseengarde:

white girls who want my culture’s bindis and saris and henna 

take my skin colour too

and my dark brown lips

take my self-hatred because i don’t fit into the euro-centric ideals of beauty

take the oppression too

take the history of colonization that has devastated my country

and the drones that currently devastate my country

take all the bad stuff too

not just the pretty, shiny, sparky bits

take the ugly, dehumanizing and shitty parts too

blacksupervillain:

cops expect us to believe the dumbest shit

I’m supposed to believe a black kid ran up to a police officer and tried to take their gun?

like last year I was supposed to believe a handcuffed black man shot himself in the head in the back of a police car?

ok

chocolate-socrates:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

all yall keep callin katt williams crazy but he the only one been makin sense for a long damn time

why yall think katt was gettin arrested so much and “went crazy”? His stand-ups funny as fuck but if you stop laughing and listen he telling yall some secrets, PLENTY OF THEM, those people (you know who they are, in higher places) was like ok lil nigga you funny but now you saying a little TOO much let’s go head and shut him down, look at everybody like that who KNEW what the fuck was going on, prime example, Pac .
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chocolate-socrates:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

all yall keep callin katt williams crazy but he the only one been makin sense for a long damn time

why yall think katt was gettin arrested so much and “went crazy”? His stand-ups funny as fuck but if you stop laughing and listen he telling yall some secrets, PLENTY OF THEM, those people (you know who they are, in higher places) was like ok lil nigga you funny but now you saying a little TOO much let’s go head and shut him down, look at everybody like that who KNEW what the fuck was going on, prime example, Pac .
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chocolate-socrates:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

all yall keep callin katt williams crazy but he the only one been makin sense for a long damn time

why yall think katt was gettin arrested so much and “went crazy”? His stand-ups funny as fuck but if you stop laughing and listen he telling yall some secrets, PLENTY OF THEM, those people (you know who they are, in higher places) was like ok lil nigga you funny but now you saying a little TOO much let’s go head and shut him down, look at everybody like that who KNEW what the fuck was going on, prime example, Pac .
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chocolate-socrates:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

all yall keep callin katt williams crazy but he the only one been makin sense for a long damn time

why yall think katt was gettin arrested so much and “went crazy”? His stand-ups funny as fuck but if you stop laughing and listen he telling yall some secrets, PLENTY OF THEM, those people (you know who they are, in higher places) was like ok lil nigga you funny but now you saying a little TOO much let’s go head and shut him down, look at everybody like that who KNEW what the fuck was going on, prime example, Pac .
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chocolate-socrates:

fish-dinner-connoisseur:

all yall keep callin katt williams crazy but he the only one been makin sense for a long damn time

why yall think katt was gettin arrested so much and “went crazy”? His stand-ups funny as fuck but if you stop laughing and listen he telling yall some secrets, PLENTY OF THEM, those people (you know who they are, in higher places) was like ok lil nigga you funny but now you saying a little TOO much let’s go head and shut him down, look at everybody like that who KNEW what the fuck was going on, prime example, Pac .